So this boy thing is all new to me. I have to say I was a little intimidated by those boy parts at first. I have slowly come around to them now, but diaper changing is still a little challenging.....
---changing a simple wet diaper
Me: shit, oh shit he is spraying everywhere!
Me: CRAP...... he got me and the sheets, here you take over.
Husband: NO...STAY IN THERE, STAY IN THERE..... YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU'VE BEEN HIT
--changing another wet diaper
Me: the little shit, got me again and the sheets!
Husband: laughing again!
Me: why are you laughing this isn't funny!
Husband: what else am I supposed to do!