Today Noah went over to take a chomp out of Meredith's chest. Why? My son likes to bite, anything. I am trying not to be the mom of a biter, we'll see how it goes. We gave him the standard "no, no!" and then moved him away. Meredith then proceeded with this....
"Mommy I have milk"
"You do, where?"
"In my boobies"
"Oh....do you have big or small boobies?"
"What about mommy?"
"What about Nanny?"
"What about Mimi?"
"She has BIG HOLY BIGGIE BOOBIES!"
I nearly spit out my coke and then Josh and I were rolling on the floor laughing. Why....my mom's boobs are significantly bigger than mine and my sister's, but we have never really had this conversation with Meredith. Oh well she calls them like she sees them.