"Mommy I no feel good" (cough, cough)
"What's wrong baby?"
"Mommy I have a feva"
"You do, where?"
"Right here" pointing to the right side of her forehead
"You do feel warm, let's go get the thermometer"
after confirming the diagnosis with the trusty ear thermometer
"Okay let's get some Tylenol to get rid of that fever and no school today"
"NO MOMMA, NO TYLENOL.....I wanna keep my feva!"