What he says....My Noah

In regards to my white yukon....as reported by a teacher at school.

Noah, what does your car look like?

"My car.....it wooks wike a big, white unicorn!"

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In regards to turning fast

"Mom just hurry and turn fast.....Dad hold on to your big head!"

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In regards to the toaster

"No giddy.  you have to get your own....Mom giddy needs a pop tart!"

"Hold on giddy.....Momma has to cook it in da oven......not da oven.....da.......da pop tart oven!"

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In regards to being corrected

"Mamma I just want to ask you one wittle ques-dun......"

"What?"

"Mamma I love you!"