The sand is not my friend.
My kids love the sand.
The laundry doesn't take a week off too.
School takes up a lot of time.
Preschoolers do not get the term "sleeping in."
Neither do toddlers or babies.
Eating a picnic lunch at the beach is not nearly as fun as it sounds.
Other peoples children are a great source of entertainment for your children, almost like a babysitter. However you will not feel anymore relaxed that day, then if you had to entertain them all day by yourself.
Being a mom is exhausting.
I never realized as a child that someone actually packed all the stuff we needed, kept drinks cold, fixed dinner, grocery shopped or all the other things that made my spring break vacations a vacation.
The beach is a fabulous place to be.
Call during Spring Break sucks.
The gulf is cold in March. Very cold.
Kids do not have an internal thermometer like adults.
I will never again go to the beach without my husband until everyone can carry their own shit, wipe their own ass, and feed themselves.
Kids have no concept on how much work it is for you to take them, they had an ABSOLUTE blast and so did I, once I was upacked. Thank you so much Leslie!
Going somewhere with the older two is getting much easier. Going somewhere with just Margot is easy. Going somewhere with all three is like carting the circus around with you.
You are hard pressed to find a waitress wanting to take the table with 3 adults and 7 kids.
Sipping a strawberry abita in the afternoon with a friend while your children run wild is a spring break must.
I'm convinced if my house was smaller it would be less to clean and would always be neater. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Babies learning to crawl will do it at the beach and crawl off the blanket to load a fistful of sand into their mouth.
After they gag and choke on it and you fish it all out and clean them all up, they will inevitably do it AGAIN and AGAIN.
Babies can nap anywhere.
Josh does a whole lot more than I give him credit for.
Quantity does not equal quality.
Attempting Panera at noon with three kids by yourself is impossible.
Three kids needing to poop in a public restroom at the same time is going to happen on spring break.
Drive thrus were made for me.
Traveling between meals is even better.
Unpacking is not easier than packing you can just take as long as you would like to do it, that is the advantage.
What lessons did you learn this spring break?